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🎬 Beauty Chronicles: A Face Fighting Against Time (and Logic)
Unauthorized diary of a brave woman with a mirror and zero fear

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Technology for Beauty: Promises or Reality?

In a world where a device with lights, electricity, or tiny needles promises to restore your youth in 15 minutes a day, the question is inevitable: are we facing an aesthetic revolution... or just another gadget that will end up in the drawer with the forgotten eyelash curler?From LED masks to micro-needle rollers, to devices that vibrate, heat, cool, or talk to you more sweetly than your ex... technology has invaded the dressing table with promises as tempting as they are dubious. But do they really work? Or are we being carried away by the illusion of a miracle without a scalpel? Spoiler alert: I've tried some of them. And I have things to say.

Tratamiento con microagujas

Episode 1: I pricked my face for fun (and I'd do it again) Microneedling: also known as "how to scratch your face like a scratch card and pray for collagen." Spoiler: it works a little if you don't expect Lourdes-style miracles. Current status: Finer fine lines. Self-esteem: stronger than my forehead. Risk of addiction: medium-high.

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Episode 2: I got shocked, and it wasn't for love Face slimming machine: microcurrents that promise to lift your face... and your spirits, if you survive. Tips: Put damp cotton wool where it hits you and you'll end up staring into infinity. DON'T DO IT. Double chin? It's reflecting on its existence. Mental state: Mild electrical trauma. Aesthetics in recovery.

Mascara facial LED

Episode 3: I put on an LED mask and lit up... literally. Seven lights. One face. Zero dignity as you look like a Japanese robot in spa mode. The green light has worked its magic on blemishes (level "less filter in stories" if I had them). Ideal for: when you want to be alone with yourself... and your 72 facial light bulbs. Bonus: your cat, if you have one, will no longer respect you, but your skin will.

Beneficio del frio en la piel

Episode 4: Cryotherapy with ice cubes and a "why am I doing this" face. A napkin, an ice cube or a bag in my case, and a semi-frozen face. Beauty is sacrifice. Results: Happier pores, more awake face, hands with hypothermia. Cost: literally zero. Dignity: frozen next to the ice cream...

📸 Coming Soon: Episode 5: Gua sha, or how to drag a stone across your face pretending you know what you're doing. Spoiler: we won't know. But we'll do it anyway.

Cuidado del cabello

The mess that is life: How to tame my hair... before it tames me"
They say that hair is the mirror of the soul, and judging by mine, my soul must be going through an existential... and electrical crisis. 

Cuidado especifico en la tercera edad

Skin Care for Spanish Women

Your skin isn't changing its mind. It's reacting to the climate... and to the years you've lived.
In a country like Spain, adapting your skincare routine isn't a whim: it's pure common sense. And when your skin is mature, even more so.

Manicura profesional


If you thought gray hair and wrinkles were the only guests at the aging party, surprise! Your nails have joined the party too. 

Tipos de cepillos de maquillaje

 Beauty is natural, and true confidence comes from within. And nothing could be more true. However, in the world of makeup, the truth is that this "natural beauty" often requires a considerable investment of time, money, and good lighting to achieve.

Relajacion de un buen masaje de pies

Who would have thought that one day cutting your toenails would be as complicated as trying to do yoga without warming up? Well, yes, age brings wisdom... and the impossibility of reaching your big toe without saying three Our Fathers.

Cuidado de las cejas

Tired of your eyebrows looking like a pair of unruly bushes? Don't worry! The key isn't your wallet, it's your ingenuity. Here's the ultimate guide to taming those wild beasts with what you already have at home. Not a single pair of tweezers more, not a penny less! Because beauty isn't bought, it's "made."

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